sweden's host: hello lena!
graham norton: UGH
graham norton: i thought i'd see one eurovision without lena, but here she is
graham norton: even the rain couldn't stop her
germany's host: we're having so much fun!
graham norton: speak for yourself lena
if the uk get more than 20 pts this year i’ll shave my hair off ok
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE STANDARD PROCEDURE IS FOR THIS
PUT THE KETTLE ON
graham norton literally gets better as the night goes on like by this point he does not give a SHIT he’s just taking the piss out of everyone i feel it really represents the uk